Personal Appearances
a.k.a. Sightings
"She comes in for emergency boxes of lime jello from time to time. "
~Clarice Bennet, Mini Mart
"I saw her on the TV once. I had no idea she could climb that high."
~Tom Peep, Neighbor
"I see her every couple of years. She's not very photogenic. "
~Debbie Brisby, DMV Clerk
"I haven't seen her in a while. But when I do, I'm going to
frisk her for writing instruments before she even gets through the door!"
~Elizabeth Filbert, Librarian
"I saw her talking to a rump roast the other day. She's weird."
~Jeff Schultz, Safeway Employee
"I've never seen her, and I hope I never do."
~Elmira Biddle, Town Grump
"I saw her last week. She drove by my house. All I can say
is never wave at her while she's driving. Scared the hell out of my dog."
~Harry Kool, Chief of Police
"I haven't seen her, but I've seen her mail. It's not funny."
~Fran Schultz, Postal Delivery
